Coincidence ? Did you know ? 1. MOSQUE has 6 letters so does CHURCH. 2. QURAN has 5 letters so does BIBLE. 3. LIFE has 4 letters so does DEAD. … 4. HATE has 4 letters, so does LOVE. 5. ENEMIES has 7 letters, so does FRIENDS. 6. LYING has 5 letters, so does TRUTH. 7. HURT has 4 letters, so does HEAL. 8. NEGATIVE has 8 letters, so does POSITIVE. 9. FAILURE has 7 letters, so does SUCCESS. 10. BELOW has 5 letters, but so does ABOVE. 11. CRY has 3 letters so does JOY. 12. ANGER has 5 letters, so does HAPPY. 13. RIGHT has 5 letters,so does WRONG. 14. RICH has 4 letters,so does POOR. 15. FAIL has 4 letters,so does PASS 16. KNOWLEDGE has 9 letters,so does IGNORANCE
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NIGERIA PIDGIN PIDGIN PROVERS *Craze no hard to form,na the trekking be wahala. English translation : Easier said than done . *No matter how hot your temper be,e no fit boil beans. English translation: Calm down, your temper won’t solve the problem. *Chicken wey run from Borno go Ibadan go still end up inside pot of soup. English translation: You can’t run away from your destiny *Today’s newspaper na tomorrow Suya wrap. English translation: Keep calm! Nothing lasts forever. *Cow wey dey in a hurry to go America go come back as corn beef. English translation: Just be patient. Let the game come to you. Don’t rush! *Akara and moin moin get the same parent, na wetin dem pass through make dem different. English translation: How you start doesn’t matter, what matters is how you finish . *Leave matter for Mathias and Sabi for Sabinus. English translation: Give everyone what they deserve. *The difference between kpekere and plantain ch
America NO PASS Naija JOOR! Everything they get we get am too; They get Mohammed Alli, we get Bash Alli. They get T. pain, we get T.maya. They get T.I, we get M.I. They get 2-pac, we get 2- face. They get Beyonce, we get Tiwa savage. They get Lil wayne, We get Terry G. They get Timberland, We get DON JAZZY! They get wiz khalifa, we get wiz kid. They get Hollywood,we get nollywood They get Silicon valley, we get Computer village. They get Mac Donnalds, we get Mr. Biggs. They get Las Vegas, we get Lasgidi. They get Miami Beach, we get Lekki Beach. They get Al Paccino, we get Peter Edochie. They get Pirate of d Caribbean, we get Pirate of Aba. They get beauty and the beast we get Bianca and Ojukwu, They get Mr Bean, we get Mr Ibu, They get American Lotto, we get Baba Ijebu. They fear Al Qaeda, we fear Boko Haram abi na lieeeeee?????
JOKE FOR TODAY SUNDAY a Jokes Naija Joke- Akpos Don Come Again O! 147 Comments A Warri tenant walked in & saw his landlord’s son trying to commit suicide & a brief conversation ensued: Tenant: Akpos! Wetin you de do so? Akpos: I dey try commit suicide, as Papa dey always complain say my life dey worthless! Tenant: That one no good now… but why you come tie de rope for your waist? Akpos: Bros, no be small thing o! I bin tie de rope for neck, I NEARLY DIE! Bad Mood Akpos sat in a bar and was very moody. Soni goes over and asks; ‘Akpos, wetin happen?’. A very sad looking Akpos replied: ‘I borrow Rukewe N2million to do facial surgery, and now I no fit recognize am to collect my money back. Letter Bomb! Two boko Haram boys, Habib & Akpo are making letter bombs. Habib: “I’m not sure whether I put enough explosive in this envelope before I sealed it.” Akpo: “Well, then open it and look.” Hab
Military: Boko Haram Rocket Making Factory Photos Not Real • Says terrorists are surrendering, starved of funding By Senator Iroegbu in Abuja The Nigerian military has debunked pictures of the rocket-making factory being displayed by the Boko Haram terrorists as fake, saying the intention is to deceive members of the public on the insurgents’ potency. Some photographs purported to be sites of the insurgents’ bomb-making factories in the North-east region allegedly released by Boko Haram were displayed on some online platforms last week. However, a top military chief has dismissed the pictures as a propaganda strategy of “a desperate and defeated terrorist group”, saying that the unveiled photos of its rocket-making factory, was that of Bama in Borno State, which has long been destroyed by the military. The source insisted that “what the Boko Haram is displaying with the images allegedly being their rocket-making factory is deceptive. What you should ask is why didn’t th
1. Home Straight Crew This crew have no Joy at all, the only the thing they want to hear is Surely surely, The Lord Be with you And the next place you would see them is 120km away 2. The Photo Crew. Especially when the church has a Nice surrounding. Some would even dress well with hope of taking pictures and Selfie so they can update #Sunday_Things on Social Medias 3. The Meeting Crew Announcement time.. Please listen carefully New Members are welcome and Please endevour to please meet the Church President after dismissal All CMO (Mens) Should please wait Behind for a Brief meeting.. :-/ All CWO (Mothers) You are expected to meet your Leader after church dismissal for an important Information The Chior should also wait after the church Dismissal, you have a Vistor from From Saint Cicilia catholic Church Venue: Choir stand/Gallery All Youth should please meet their leader after dismissal for brief information about the Camp coming up soon.. All Children and Househ