10 FUNNY SIGNS TO NOTE WHEN YOUR VILLAGE PEOPLE ARE AFTER YOU
Many
times, people are faced with many challenges and issues without knowing
where to trace it to. Sometimes, everything does not have to be your
fault or maybe someone you had a misunderstandng with. Often times,
there are external forces from your village really doing you.
These are some of the funny signs to note when your village people are after you.
1. You laugh alone even when there is really nothing funny. Sometimes, people do this when they remember something or someone funny. But, when you are just laughing without a specific reason, it could be a sign your people are after you.
2. When you slept off and forgot your interview: This is not so funny though. Imagine when you have an exam or interview that you have spent weeks, months and even years preapring for, then on the day of the exam, you slept off.
3. When you find yourself in your old school uniforms; so you finished primary or secondary school years ago and you keep finding yourself in those uniforms, even writing names of noise maker. It is serious.
4. When everyone keeps Leaving you: when you are easily liked and suddenly they just hate you. You keep moving from one person to the other and still they all end up leaving you.
5. When you keep missing things: this happens when you buy something today and next thing, you can't find it. It could be money, car, food or anything.
6. When you still have watching porn on your Cv: many people go about with faulty cv. The contents on some people's cv is the reason they are still jobless. your village people make you write lazy and interested in porn on your CV.
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7. When you perform husband/wife material: you are still dating, you go to his house, sweep, clean, scrub and find it hard to do same in your father's house. You are a guy and still see your supposed girlfriend to her suitor's house. You really need help.
8. When you mistakenly send nude to the wrong people: some people are fond of mistakenly sending nudes to their ex, boss, pastor, church group on whatsapp, parents and so on.
9. When you keep battling with one problem or the other: this happens when you are always sick, sad, depressed, getting into trouble and so on.
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10. When you are over 40 and still in your parent's house: aunty and uncle, go and marry. You don't need a pastor to tell you there is a problem somewhere. You are over 40 and still dragging room with yoir siblings, you do need help.
These are some of the funny signs to note when your village people are after you.
1. You laugh alone even when there is really nothing funny. Sometimes, people do this when they remember something or someone funny. But, when you are just laughing without a specific reason, it could be a sign your people are after you.
2. When you slept off and forgot your interview: This is not so funny though. Imagine when you have an exam or interview that you have spent weeks, months and even years preapring for, then on the day of the exam, you slept off.
3. When you find yourself in your old school uniforms; so you finished primary or secondary school years ago and you keep finding yourself in those uniforms, even writing names of noise maker. It is serious.
4. When everyone keeps Leaving you: when you are easily liked and suddenly they just hate you. You keep moving from one person to the other and still they all end up leaving you.
5. When you keep missing things: this happens when you buy something today and next thing, you can't find it. It could be money, car, food or anything.
6. When you still have watching porn on your Cv: many people go about with faulty cv. The contents on some people's cv is the reason they are still jobless. your village people make you write lazy and interested in porn on your CV.
ALSO READ: 7 FUNNY WAYS GIRLS APOLOGISE
7. When you perform husband/wife material: you are still dating, you go to his house, sweep, clean, scrub and find it hard to do same in your father's house. You are a guy and still see your supposed girlfriend to her suitor's house. You really need help.
8. When you mistakenly send nude to the wrong people: some people are fond of mistakenly sending nudes to their ex, boss, pastor, church group on whatsapp, parents and so on.
9. When you keep battling with one problem or the other: this happens when you are always sick, sad, depressed, getting into trouble and so on.
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10. When you are over 40 and still in your parent's house: aunty and uncle, go and marry. You don't need a pastor to tell you there is a problem somewhere. You are over 40 and still dragging room with yoir siblings, you do need help.
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